skaiascopes:

Aries: 6:30 am
Taurus: 9:00 am
Gemini: 11:45 am
Cancer: 7:30 am
Leo: 5:00 am
Virgo: 1:00 pm
Libra: 2:00 am
Scorpio: 12:00 pm
Sagittarius: what is sleep
Capricorn: 8:00 am
Aquarius: 4:00 am
Pisces: 3:00 pm

calsgang:

IM LAUGHING SO MUCH

I just got back from shopping and I saw the nerf gun lying behind the sofa

and I was so confused, but then I heard someone laughing 

and it was my nan, she’s 80 for christ sake

just look at the concentration on her face

and how proud she was when she shot my sister on the side of the head, she’s so amazed by nerf guns it’s so funny, just look at her face

swagmon3y:

The fact that kids actually ask to be dropped off around the corner is so surprising, cause like if my mom could honestly drop me off right at my locker, i would get her to do it. 

equalistmako:

equalistmako:

the pizza guy just looked straight behind me, smiled, and went “you both enjoy your pizza” ? i’m alone in my apartment???

nightvaliengq:

asokkalypsenow:

YO DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FUCKED UP THING I HAVE JUST LEARNED

okay so apparently when people die on mt everest they just leave the bodies there bc retrieval isnt possible and theres an estimated 200 bodies just like UP there and bc its so cold and oxygenless the bodies are perfectly preserved and people use them AS LANDMARKS most famously this one guy named green boots (so called bc hes wearing green boots and they dont know who he is) oh my god thats so fucked up???? why do people keep climbing this death mountain???? why cant we invent a way to get the bodies down we can go to fucking space but not the top of a mountain apparently???? oh my god????

Not going to lie that would be one hell of a zombie film.